RISKING: -«What sports is he doing?» -“But this is different from sports. Risking the tick-tock, doing the prick, In sports,Читать далее
-«The girl is a waterfall hair,
Looks at the waterfall — at random.
The waterfall is very happy
And the girl sings serenades! …».
-“I look with hope — into the clouds,
Everything in the sky is mysterious
Has not arrived, prince yet,
My Savior is the only one! …”.
THE BUTCHER TAKEN:
-«Did you hear what was yesterday?».
-«That horse — got an injury!»
-«Did you hear what happened next?».
-«And the owner — to walk, here on foot!».
DRESS FOR RENT:
“Caution, not the podium here,
Your dress is sweeping the forest!»
«Do not hold you against me,
I rented a dress! …”.
ACK AND BEAN STEM:
“Before you is a bean stalk,
This is a miracle, here is Jack — a witness.
Do not believe — let’s go to the top,
And you will amaze everyone!»
AND TREES GROW ON THE STONES:
-“Sometimes just from idleness,
And trees grow on the stones.
It happens the other way around, all the same,
And weeds grow on the ground».
WILL BE TIRED WITH «PILASTER»:
-“If you want to learn how to ride,
Then you have to persist — train.
To do this, first once,
Shift your weight from heel to toe.
-“If you are with a smile, you cook at home,
Even smiles — the dish is straight! …».
BOOK TO READ:
-“Near the river a girl is a mermaid,
It seems to us that this is not fishing.
What is commendable, we must admit
She could — read a book! …”.
-“You see too sharp a turn,
Well, in life everything happens — the opposite.
In life, we want sharp turns,
And in the end — we won’t take anything! …»
THIS IS MODESTY:
-“Such pride — why,
Can you hold a grudge against whom?»
-“Not pride, this is modesty, after all,
From modesty — there is no harm to anyone! …».
-«What are you thinking about?» — «Nothing at all!»,
-«You seem to be dreaming, so it seems to everyone!».
-«When everything is in abundance, there is nothing to dream about!»,
-«Then it will mean happiness! …».
TRY THE CATCH:
-“Well, Aniskin, you try to catch up!
If you can, just overtake!».
-“You were wrong, Anyuta — my name is,
… So I will overtake, before you have time to blink!».
WATER IS LIFE, BUT SOMETIMES:
-«Free oceans — here day after day,
He wants to pull out, a palm tree with a root! …».
-“Why are you sitting alone,
Is it nice?»
«Than all my life then one,
Better to be yourself! …”.
-“The girl by the sea is alone,
And who is waiting, here it is?
Well then, the conclusion is this:
She is waiting for the scarlet sails! …»
DID NOT KNOW WHAT:
-«Do you know who I am?»
-«I know, but «inside» — what are you? …»
IT DOESN’T MEAN:
-“If a watermelon has everything red inside,
This does not mean that it is ripe and beautiful! … ”.
-«I’m afraid you will fall!»
-«And I’m afraid — you will attack! … «
-«If you have long legs,
The roads will be cut short for you.
But, you see often, they get in the way,
So, we need «long arms»! …»
-“The girl looks with her soul,
Admire the beauty!
Such a sincere look
Maybe — to conquer the heart! …»
ARE YOU INSURED ?:
-«Sir, are you insured not?»
Now I’m making cutlets out of you!
Therefore, I will give this advice,
Put on — bulletproof vest! …».
GIVE ME A FRIEND’S HAND:
-«Give me your hand friend!»
-«Why — a hand all of a sudden?»
-“I want to provide services,
Now I am your physical education instructor!»
Obey the Traffic Rules:
-“If you comply with traffic rules,
You will get more efficiency»
JOINS WITH THEM ARE BAD:
-“What a manner, I cannot understand,
What does this mean, can you explain?»
-«In general,» Black Belt «- these ladies have,
Jokes with them are bad, so think for yourself!»
— “We are for fun — taking risks, then,
Having received an injury, we regret that! … «
FLOWERS ON CREDIT:
The bike went out on a date
And being late, he made an excuse:
-“On the road, I exceeded the speed slightly,
GIBDD caught — could not escape.
DO NOT FIT:
— “It’s scary to look at you,
But you have to — be patient! ”.
— «Admire — look,
But don’t come close! … «
WE ARE RUNNING:
«Why are we lying?»
-«We are not lying, but running!»
-«If we get up, then what?»
-«The zoo will be our home! …»
PENALTIES HOW TO PAY:
-«Have you heard the news?» — «What is this about?» — “Here they give it!
We put a traffic light for a camel!»
-“What’s wrong, we should rejoice,
So go out, do people still need it?»
Asked a question, the passenger suddenly:
-«Why are the signs on the roads, friend?»
-“Signs are needed to observe,
Not to ‘just’ observe! »
«Have you heard the news?» — «Well, what?»
«Walking — that parrot!».
«Well, you fool, but that’s completely,
There is a wing — fly like everyone else! …»
-«Miss, I’m sorry,
Will you throw a stone?»
-«Sir, of course not!»
-“They hear, it’s so nice!
Won’t you throw it with a stick?»
-«Think — impudent?»
-«Do not be afraid, good me, you are stupid!»
-«Yes, of course, only if you sleep!»
-«And in truth, strong, you see!»
-“You deliberately pushed me!
You do not win in an honest way
«I will report» to my mother about everything! …»
-«Yes, that’s what, they say, they are talking about that! …»
-«Having grown old and you are steel — a grumbler o-ho!».
-«The bird is not heavy by hand»,
If we think about it, all the same,
It doesn’t matter who gives us, when,
The main thing is always attention!
-«Well, get up, it’s ten o’clock,
«Routine» — is it wrong for you? »
-“I don’t understand, mom, is that one thing?
Zoo of the Vedas, our home, all the same!
“-If you want, from the sky,
The moon will get you! »
“No thanks, from the bottom of my heart,
Better money — I’ll ask! »