JACK AND BEAN STEM:

“Before you is a bean stalk,
This is a miracle, here is Jack — a witness.

Do not believe — let’s go to the top,
And you will amaze everyone!»

CASE OF HUMAN HANDS:

“What happened to the plane — suddenly,
Why is there panic around?

Here the plane is not to blame, friend,
As usual — the work of human hands!».

HOW DO YOU HANDLE:

“Why an umbrella, because it doesn’t rain ?,
Don’t be in a hurry, the rain will «come» by itself!».

-«Some idiot from above
Armed — in the hands of a water cannon,

Maybe they shoot you with water
How will you cope with the trouble later?…»

HAIRDRESSER NEEDS:

“Where are your eyes, yes, damn it?,
If this is a sheepskin coat, then pick it up.

“Yes, I need a hairdresser, there is no money,
The shepherd doesn’t give money, here is the answer!…”.

Abdulla Pulatov

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